Written by Al N.

Monday, 20 October 2014

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Kim Jong Un tried going out, saw this pumpkin, and ran back into his palace.

Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who has been out of the public eye since early September, made a secret confession to his BFF, Dennis Rodman.

"I have become deathly afraid of Halloween and everything that goes with it, like vampires, witches, and zombies. So every Halloween I hide until it's over. Next year I will be banning Halloween and everything that goes with it. I know many North Koreans love celebrating but next year if they do, I will have a separate labor camp built just for them. And if they turn it into a Haunted Death Camp like they threatened I promise they will wish they never did!" spoke the petrified dictator.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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