Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, who has been out of the public eye since early September, made a secret confession to his BFF, Dennis Rodman.
"I have become deathly afraid of Halloween and everything that goes with it, like vampires, witches, and zombies. So every Halloween I hide until it's over. Next year I will be banning Halloween and everything that goes with it. I know many North Koreans love celebrating but next year if they do, I will have a separate labor camp built just for them. And if they turn it into a Haunted Death Camp like they threatened I promise they will wish they never did!" spoke the petrified dictator.