Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean rotund dictator Kim Jong Un, in an effort to make the labor camps more "cheery," has added petting zoos to all of the labor camps located in North Korea.
"My father got executed yesterday but I felt much better after I went to the petting zoo and pet the red squirrel and the vole. I hear they might even get a musk ox," spoke a young labor camper.
However, when Kim Jong Un brought the press to see his latest accomplishment, almost all of the animals had been eaten.
"There were a few whiskered bats left but I don't think they will be here for long," spoke a representative who wished to remain nameless.