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Funny story: Commentators say hands off Trump.com™ youngest - Its already bad enough he has Trump.com™ for a father without adding media assassination

Commentators say hands off Trump.com™ youngest - Its already bad enough he has Trump.com™ for a father without adding media assassination

The usual petty sniping from fashion media has taken aim at Barron. However in a rare defense of a Trump.com™ the mainstream media have scorned the snipers. They point out the psychological damage the poor kid is undergoing just being Trumps...

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Funny story: In 2024, Ivanka Trump will Become First Woman President

In 2024, Ivanka Trump will Become First Woman President

The year 2016 marks an important time in American politics which will be noted not by the fact that Donald Trump won for president but by the fact the Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton ran for president. Despite Jeb's and Hillary's losses, the 2016 election cycle will be considered the time that America embraced the concept of dynastic presidential politics, where the candidacies of a brother and...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

WikiLeaks Discloses Hillary's Unused Campaign Slogans

Washington, DC - Trump supporters waiting for their October surprise from WikiLeaks now have the ammunition they have been waiting for: Hillary Clinton's unused campaign slogans are described in several private hacked emails. The slogans were propo...

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Funny story: Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Ivanka Secretly Agrees to Vote for Hillary in Recorded Confession

Washington, DC: Sources inside the Clinton campaign have disclosed that Ivanka Trump, daughter of Donald Trump, is voting for Hillary Clinton in the presidential general election. Ms. Trump is close personal friends with Hillary Clinton's daughter,...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton's waters likely to burst on Labor Day

Chelsea Clinton's waters likely to burst on Labor Day

New York - Amniotic Sac News reports that little babe Mezvinsky will be making its planetary debut next Monday care of a nifty c-section at New York's Seedy Sinai Mammorial. The hospital's entire presidential wing has been booked from this weekend...

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Funny story: Kenyan body parts fetishist who asked for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage gored to death by elephant

Kenyan body parts fetishist who asked for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage gored to death by elephant

Nairobi - She was to have been his trophy wife in exchange for 40 Friesian bullocks and a pregnant chihuahua. Unfortunately prospective father-in-law Bill Clinton wasn't having it on account of tough Washington DC quarantine laws. This morning...

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Funny story: Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

Who Is Paying For Hillary's Pizza Deliveries?

While students are looking forward to a 17% increase in tuition, Hillary's speaking fees of $225,000 at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas and $300,000 at the University of California, Los Angeles, remain a huge and difficult hard lump for these s...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Chelsea Clinton's Baby to Give Keynote Speech at DNC Convention in 2016

Philadelphia, PA - Although the site of the Democratic National Convention has not yet been determined, one bit of information has leaked out. The keynote speaker will be Chelsea Clinton's soon-to-be born child. It is uncertain at this point if th...

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Funny story: Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton has announced her intention to seek the Republican nomination for president in 2016, setting up a potential showdown with her mother Hillary, the heavy favorite among Democrats planning to run. Chelsea, now a...

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Funny story: OMG, scan reveals Chelsea Clinton's baby is a...Republican!

OMG, scan reveals Chelsea Clinton's baby is a...Republican!

New York - Someone has hacked into the New York Ultrasound Clinic and posted pics of Chelsea's baby with a port wine birth mark on its head that reads Chris Christie 2016! Of course there is absolutely no suggestion at this stage that the Governo...

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Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

Bill and Hillary Clinton To Become Grandparents

NEW YORK CITY - Bill and Hillary Clinton are proud to announce that their daughter Chelsea is expecting. Chelsea who is married to Marc Mezvinsky told her parents in a text message that pretty soon there will be one more Democrat in the USA. A...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton Pregnant With the anti-Christ

Chelsea Clinton, the 34-year-old daughter of former wife cheater President Clinton and ex-Secretary of State and forgiving wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, announced Thursday that she and her husband, Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting the anti-Christ. Th...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton must pass DNA test before Hillary gets 2016 White House nod

Chelsea Clinton must pass DNA test before Hillary gets 2016 White House nod

New York - "Not another red cent for Hillary's 2016 White House tilt," is how one group of megabux Democrat Party backers put it today insisting that former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton first passes a DNA test to prove her publicly claimed parentag...

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Funny story: Chelsea ducks family vacation with Uncle Roger Clinton and Uncle Tony Rodham

Chelsea ducks family vacation with Uncle Roger Clinton and Uncle Tony Rodham

Sagaponack, Long Island - Pleading a sudden urgent desire to finish her doctoral dissertation on US roil families' White House careers Chelsea Clinton has fled to Oxford, England to beaver away the tail-end of the summer at the famous Bodleian Librar...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton hides suspected baby bump with 'subtle' purple and black maternity dress

Chelsea Clinton hides suspected baby bump with 'subtle' purple and black maternity dress

London - It's the sort of 'baby hint' dress that excited first time moms-to-be pick just as soon as the pee test's registered positive. Last night at a Clinton Foundation bash in London former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton stepped out in a $5,000...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

Chelsea Clinton And Jenna Bush Give A Surprising Announcement

ALBANY - There are few privileged children in America and even fewer who have the chance to live in the whitest house of America with a lawn large enough to film a White House reality show if the incumbent president's children actually used it. On...

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