Hillary Clinton Off on Shopping Trip: Vows to pay 'top dollar' to Buy Pakistan

Funny story written by Morse

Monday, 19 July 2010

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Mention the word 'shopping' to the average woman and their eyes light up with fiendish frenzy, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is no exception as she has been given an open check book to visit Pakistan and buy as much 'friendship' as the faltering dollar can provide.

According to Clinton's spokesman, Hillary has been given the green light to spend as much as $7.5B in a country that has been found to have originated over 70% of planned terrorist attacks in the UK during the past decade, and whose intelligence service is partial to supporting the Taliban.

While she's carrying the check book, the funds have not yet been legislated, which means more burden to the US taxpayer, and yet more Treasuries sold to the gloating Chinese who are said to be biding their time to foreclose on 2 million more American Homes this year and turn them over to Chinese families to 'homestead' as soon as the State Department grants the 8 million visas.

Not counting the money off the top to be flown out of Pakistan to Dubai like in Kabul, the funds are to build some infrastructure including 2 million 'long drops' in Bangladesh, 2 hydro electric dams on the border of Afghanistan which the Taliban has already threatened to blow up and cause massive flooding, a high speed rail system between Pakistan and India to expedite terrorist transportation, and the delivery of 2700 floating oil rigs forced to move from the gulf coast to the Sea of Oman and the Arabian Sea due to the Obama moratorium on drilling in the US.

According to a spokesman for the Pakistani Garment Industry, Clinton is also carrying with her a massive order for Pant Suits to cover herself, Kagan, Sotomayor and now Kagan all members of the infamous 'Pants Suit Posse' now imposing their will on Congress and the American Taxpayer.

Said Anwar Bhutto, minister of Defense, "Hillary has come to the right place, we'll make sure she gets a big bang for her buck....let's make a deal!"

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