Hillary Rodham Clinton said in a press conference that she intends to resign as Secretary of State and run for President of The United States.
When asked why, Hillary responded "I am fed up with Barack Hussein Obama, I admit his Presidency is illegal, which means my position as Secretary of State is illegal, therefore I wish to resign from the position so that I will never be in any legal trouble again, I intend to run for President in 2012, I believe the Democrats will vote for me instead of Obama."
George W. Bush phoned Hillary after the press conference to indicate he was pleased with her decision, he said "your husband was a much better president than Obama, at least his presidency was legal and legitimate unlike Obama's presidency, my wife is planning to run for President too by the way, and if she wins, she will be happy to re-appoint you Secretary of State once again."
Hillary appreciated the thought but said she will run in 2012, she is sure she will win, but insists she will name former President George W. Bush as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security
