'Blushing bride' Chelsea's ugly, corrupt-as-hell and Gennifer Flowers' daughter!

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Sunday, 25 July 2010


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Gennifer Flowers has demanded a front row seat at her daughter's big day

New York - (Whitewater Mystery News): No amount of bullshit spin can hide it.

And next weekend's Clinton/Mezvinsky-Lewinsky nuptials caper is oozing karmic payback by the BP barrel load.

What actually triggered it may be the oh-so-surreptitious excision of Anna Chapman's name from the VIP guest list after a tip-off by Hillary's tarot reader.

UK inteligence sources however are leading the rout with an expo-say of the sordid, specious relationship during the Clinton presidency and Major premiership.

A nauseating transatlantic whitewash of the latter's days in orifice between November 1990 and May 1997 is about to be declassified as a wedding present for the blushing bride.

Former UK Prime Monsters John Major and Tony Blair, heading the British VIP list for Chelsea's gala wedding, are confident that their unique slant on international treachery remains buried forever under the rubble of the World Trade Center.

However DNA files on Chelsea's real parentage, stellar corruption career and role in the recent Anna Champan spying fiasco cover-up are to be published next week.

The move comes amid official approval by last week's Obama/Cameron summit to hide that the Russian redhead is Bill Clinton's daughter by Carla Brunei-Sarkozy.

Accomplished canny linguist Carla is herself the daughter of Italian gangster Silvio Berlusconi.

US security has hinted that the French president's wife may have accidenally outed Chapman as a KGB whore by giving her daughter Bill Clinton's private cell phone number.

Officially Anna Chapman was arrested after calling her Russian spy 'father' at the KGB's Lublyanka HQ in Moscow from her Upper East Side condo.

In reality months of wheedling, whining and palm greasing had lead to her getting an invite to Chelsea's wedding, scheduled for next Sunday - and all the while she was being monitored because of her Clinton bloodline.

Vince Foster's 'suicide' in a Little Rock parking lot is the ultimate Pullitzer-winning fiction prize of the Clinton/Major mythology.

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