A Susan Boyle fan was recovering from shock last night after finding a ghost in her bedroom - listening to her SuBo CD!
"I was sat in my living room, when I suddenly heard Susan singing. I went to investigate, when I came face-to-face with the apparition. It seems to like 'Wild Horses' best!" said the purple scarf wearing fan.
Red scarf wearing fanatics and general loonies were predictably passing comment on the story.
"Well, it should come and join our alleged fansite!" said the chief fanatic. "We have thousands of phantom members, so it should feel at home. As long as it has a red scarf and $25 to waste, it's more than welcome!"
"We are praying for the phantasm's former soul. We may even employ it as our Blackburn Tour manager. We're an equal opportunities employer, and we don't see being dead as an obstacle to employment!" said The Clappies.
"Does it want to see my dangly bits?!" grinned a Canadian fanatic.
"I think I saw this ghost in 'Monarch of the Glen'!" said a fanatic with far too much time on her hands.
"Sir, discussion of this phantom has been banned by the management. Thank you for your understanding in this matter," said a former semi-chief fanatic.
"This ghost used to be quite amusing, but it's moved on now and I've no idea why you've chosen to discuss it?" said some lady with her pony.
The ghost has since been employed by Simon Cowell to write songs for SuBo's next CD.
