Mackenzie Phillips: Even I Can Sing Better Than That Old Scottish Bagpipe!

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Tuesday, 23 March 2010

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One-time TV star, Mackenzie Phillips told people at an airport recently (this is not the same time as her drug arrest) that she thought Susan Boyle sounded like a bagpipe!

"My dad and Cass could sing rings around the lady. We had sex together did you know that? Not me and the Bagpipe, me and dad. It's right there in my new book. Please buy a few as it's for a good cause."

Phillips and her new book hit the stands last year with her making all kinds of accusations of her dad, that was denied by Michelle Phillips, John's wife at the time.

Phillips continued in her rant against Boyle, according to witnesses at the airport and reported by "Hollywood Blue Magazine".

"She's out there singing about cats. Can you believe that sh**? Cass could have blasted her off the stage!"

Then, as her plane was announced she wobbled towards the line while yelling back, "She even LOOKS like a Bagpipe! Ha Ha Ha!"

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