In deference to Major League Baseball’s effort to speed up extra-inning games and reduce the risk of injury to its athletes by instituting the so-called ghost runner rule, the National Football League has initiated a rules change permanently installi…
Shane Worthington, better known to the world as the feared Ghost of Christmas yet-to-come in Charles Dicken's epic story of redemption is feeling depressed. Speaking to us, without the stilts, pointy fingers, and black capes that he usually wears,…
Once a year a chill falls upon the White House as the specter of long dead president James Buchanan appears and offers advice to the current sitting president and is then promptly ignored. The first report of this phenomenon was when the ghostly…
A highly unrenowned writer for The Onion was found undead near Fargo, North Dakota Thursday. The cause of death is not being investigated even though the body of Kilroy Kovacs III, who went by the pseudonym “Kilroy”, was found dressed in a bunny suit…
A man who says he is suffering from stress, boredom, depression, frustration, isolation, gross mental strain and a mild psychopathic nature has admitted that, from time to time, he gets a bit angry. And, often, he becomes extremely irritable. M…
There were a few raised eyebrows but no shrieking at an Essex public house at the weekend, when the ghost of former landlord, Keith Flint, paid an unexpected visit to the pub, and, as he was used to doing, started the fire in the bar. Flint, 49, d...
There were scenes of drama on a public transport bus in Chicago at the weekend, when a man was allegedly 'interfered with' whilst travelling as a passenger in the vehicle. Eric Johnson, 43, was sitting towards the front of the bus, when another ma...
With an ego the size of Jupiter, and a constant desire for media attention because he feels insecure with himself, internationally-famous ghost hunter, Jonathan Casey, confessed last Tuesday that his penis is only 4 inches long when fully erect, and...
A new Halloween movie hits cinemas today, and, according to inside sources, it's the scariest scary movie ever to scare people! Starring several stars, 'Halloween, Or Something' is said to be SO scary, the film's producers are worried they might h...
A major attraction at the site of the largest travelling funfair in Europe is under the watchful eyes of ghostwatchers today, after an unexplained occurrence at Hull Fair. Hull Fair first appeared in the city in 1278, and then annually from 1293.
The ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and yet to come now do all of their work by email, it has been revealed. Speaking to us, for the first time since 2008, the three ghosts have told us that due to the amount of greed, and lack of basic humanity,...
A few possible explanations: He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST. His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard. He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little earl...
Technicians have been bought in to find the source of the Ghost Calls that Trump.com™ has claimed he received. After his beloved eminences world beating speech he gave to the Scouts, which they were forced to repudiate its deranged contents,...
Rascally apparition, Seymour Puffinbottom, was reported to have exposed himself to a Mrs. Gawking O'Reilly at Exit number 4 of the Piccadilly Circus tube station. Dressed in only a raincoat, Mr. Puffinbottom met Mrs. O'Reilly at the top of the exit...
Detroit, MI Spectators were startled to see the ghost of Ronald Reagan suddenly appear at the most recent Republican debate in Detroit. When interviewed by journalists, Reagan's Ghost said, "I really had to come back to see if I could get all th...
A stunning apparition that left a twenty year old witness all shook up claimed to be Elvis Presley, with a message from Heaven. Zeke was playing his guitar, in his Memphis garage, when suddenly, lightning struck outside, and an apparition stood be...
The new best selling novel, Wuthering Highs II by Emilia Bronte, of Wuthering Highs fame has been found by a forensic journalist to be a clever fake and has probably been written after her death by a "Ghost Writer" lurking in a cemetery it was revea...
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