Craigslist and Henry McMaster suck?

Funny story written by LOLGeek

Monday, 20 July 2009

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Henry McMaster touching himself

Henry McMaster, The attorney general for South Carolina issued a statement today about why he is trying to get Craigslist and the Constitution of the United States shut down.

Henry McMaster stated, "We need to fight these prostitution rings both online and in our Constitution. It makes it way to easy for me to order a male prostitute! Which I do very often when I am alone in the attorney generals office. What can I say? I do like sucking dick! It is a sickness of sort. So by stopping the Constitution and Craigslist it will help me to stop sucking so much delicious cock!"

So the question is where do we go from here? Should we help Henry McMaster and his dick sucking addiction by supporting him in his fight to bring criminal charges against Craigslist and the US Constitution? The answer will be up to you America in the next hit show to come across the air waves since American Idol: Henry McMaster vs. Cock sucking. Tune in to your local channel for details.

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