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Devil’s Advocate Warns Off Would-Be Players

Funny story: Devil’s Advocate Warns Off Would-Be Players

Railing against the highly popular debate technique named for him, the Devil’s Advocate himself issued a stern warning to would-be players seeking to temporarily take on his identity for the sake of making a point. “The devil don’t play or get pla...

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Lawyers sue Brian Williams for 'lying without a license'

Funny story: Lawyers sue Brian Williams for 'lying without a license'

New York -- Suspended NBC news anchor Brian Williams is in trouble with the American Bar Association. The lawyers group has filed suit in Federal District Court here, charging that Williams is "cutting into our territory by lying, fibbing, and genera...

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Chimps Beat a Path to Doors of Law Schools

Funny story: Chimps Beat a Path to Doors of Law Schools

No monkeying around! Now that they are pressing for the right to sue, a number of chimps have decided to go to law school. One chimp points out, "The proceeds of successful lawsuits should stay within the species. Why should we let bossy humans...

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Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court appearance today 45 minutes late and one sparkle bomb away from a probation violation. Lindsay is in court to answer charges she lied to police about being the driver in a accident on Pacific Coast Highway in...

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New York Woman's Examined Life Not Worth Living

Funny story: New York Woman's Examined Life Not Worth Living

New York attorney Diana Campbell was proud of having earned her law degree at the age of 54. She had steady work that wasn't too mentally demanding and which served to pay the bills. And, after nearly three decades of therapy and twelve-step work, sh...

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Weiner Attorney Prepares Pro Bono Defense For Tony "Look At This" Weiner

Funny story: Weiner Attorney Prepares Pro Bono Defense For Tony "Look At This" Weiner

BALL BUSTING NEWS RELEASE: New York attorney, Isadore Benvenudo, announced today that he is willing to provide a pro bono defense for the alleged depiction of the XXX rated photo of Weiner's weiner that has been displayed on the Internet. Agreein...

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Craigslist and Henry McMaster suck?

Funny story: Craigslist and Henry McMaster suck?

Henry McMaster, The attorney general for South Carolina issued a statement today about why he is trying to get Craigslist and the Constitution of the United States shut down. Henry McMaster stated, "We need to fight these prostitution rings both o...

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"Pants Suits" in Fashion

Funny story: "Pants Suits" in Fashion

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Levi Tripp walks with a limp, but that is due to a previous affectation. Now he's suing the pants off B. Street Clothing to the tune of 1.3 million dollars. Tripp was crossing the street with two armloads of groceries when the...

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'Save the vultures' centres to breed drug-free lawyers

Funny story: 'Save the vultures' centres to breed drug-free lawyers

Vultures could be extinct in the wild within 10 years unless a drug blamed for their rapid demise is eliminated, scientists warn.

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Texas Attorney Hunting Guide

Funny story: Texas Attorney Hunting Guide

1.) Any person with a valid Texas hunting license may harvest attorneys.

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Woman held for subliminal harassment

Funny story: Woman held for subliminal harassment

(Seattle, WA) Attorneys at the Federal Courthouse thought they were going nuts hearing a sultry "'Scuse me" with no one around on their way into the building. Several began taking medication.

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US Attorneys Fired Because They Were Illegal Aliens Claims Justice Department

Funny story: US Attorneys Fired Because They Were Illegal Aliens Claims Justice Department

In a just issued press release the Justice Department claims the eight US Attorneys were fired because they were illegal aliens.

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Startling new JFK Book claims: Jackie slept with Marilyn too

Funny story: Startling new JFK Book claims: Jackie slept with Marilyn too

As former President Reagan would say, "Well .. that changes everything." And everything it does if Stu Dillon's new book, "JFK, the Untold Untold Story" is allowed to be published. Attorneys for the estate of Norma Jean...

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Peterson shows up at sentence hearing with new 'do, attitude

REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA - The attendants of the recent Scott Peterson v. State of California sentence hearing got more than an eyeful when the defendant, Scott Peterson, showed up sporting a new look, much to the chagrin of the defense attorneys and...

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Urban Legends

The South African legal profession is like any other you'll find throughout the world. Rumours abound, jealousy stalks and that's just among the judges. Our system like the British one, upon which it is based, is divided into attorneys and advocates. In the old days only advocates or barristers could appear in the high courts, while both could appear in the magistrates courts. That...

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Jury Selection Halted for Scott Peterson

Modesto, CA. - Defense attorneys have asked that jury selection be halted amidst difficulties finding anyone sympathetic to Scott Peterson.

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