Written by Chamone

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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How does she do it?

Local whorehouse 'performer' Janice Bigguns has become the object of much speculation following claims that she can somehow manage to whistle while engaged in certain acts.

Lorleen LaRue has been 'entertaining' clients with her duel talents of you-know-what and some musical ditty's for over 20 years.

Because she always 'performs' in the pitch dark, nobody can actually claim to have seen how she does what she does, but that hasn't stopped them speculating.

In fact, the local school has run a fun competition in which the children must come up with ideas and ways that Miss LaRue could achieve her remarkable feats.

The winner gets a voucher for 'Busty's Whorehouse' where Lorlean works.

Several suggestions that have so far come in include the idea that Miss LaRue has a glass eye, which she removes when entertaining. That has been ruled out by her optician, Mr. Winslow, who said that Miss LaRue has 20-20 vision.

Other clever suggestions include one in which Miss LaRue's mouth is broken up into two completely separate chambers, thereby allowing her to perform two opposing tasks that others would find difficult to achieve.

So far, Miss LaRue has kept tight-lipped on her gift - while still whistling, naturally!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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