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Sunday, 19 July 2009


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Pelosi hides her head as she sneaks out of the Georgetown hotel where she and Palin were discovered in sex play

Washington, DC is in a state of shock today due to the revealation that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin were caught with their pants down, so to speak, in a posh Georgetown hotel.

The two were discovered by hotel detectives after other guests complained of loud nosies coming from the secret puddy pad. Ron Paul, the house dick, told reporters the two were found playing "Horsey," with Pelosi the horse and Palin, dressed as Dick Cheney, the cowboy. "I'll give Sarah this much," said Paul, "She was really digging her spurs into Nancy's 'rawhide.'"

Palin, looking very pale, told reporters that the affair had been going on for some time. "I can't help myself. I love the Nance-chic-a-dee. That is the real reason I am quitting as Chief Fox of Fox."

President Obama told TheSpoof.com that he was sorely disappointed by the behavior of the two national political leaders. "Bitches, they wouldn't let me play," he groused.

"Politics makes strange bed-fellows...ummm, bed-persons," said former House Speaker Newt Gingrich. "I mean, I'd screw her if my next ex-wife weren't looking," Gingrich told TheSpoof.com. Gingrich refused to reveal which of the two women he would rather screw but hinted, "Well, I am a Republican."

Asked if the two planned to divorce their spouses and marry each other, Pelosi said, "The CIA is lying." As usual, Palin said nothing of note.

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