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Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Funny story: Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Following Donald Trump's appointment of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley as the United States ambassador to the United Nations, Governor Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a m...

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Trump Racist Voter Discrimination Laws OK

Funny story: Trump Racist Voter Discrimination Laws OK

On Friday, Rolling Stone will release on newsstands, "The GOP's Secret War on Voters," a year's-long investigation by Greg Palast and a team of experts exposing a scheme by 29 Republican state voting officials to remove voters, a program directed by...

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The South Rises Again? South Carolina Votes to Leave European Union

Funny story: The South Rises Again? South Carolina Votes to Leave European Union

Following a hotly contested statewide referendum, South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a margin of over eighty-six percent, had voted to secede from t...

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Three States Begin Talk of Secession Over Marriage Equality

Funny story: Three States Begin Talk of Secession Over Marriage Equality

No doubt the Marriage Equality ruling by the Supreme Court has angered state lawmakers across the United States. Some however, are taking their opposition of the ruling to the next level and are now considering secession. Texas, Louisiana, and So...

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Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Following a tireless debate last night, congress has begun work drafting a new bill that seeks to stop white men from kicking the back of a goddamn coon's head and shattering his teeth whilst proclaiming the sanctity of the white bloodline. The bi...

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South Carolina Agrees To Take Down Flags - And Nooses!

Funny story: South Carolina Agrees To Take Down Flags - And Nooses!

Chawlstun, South Carolina - Finally, change is a' brewin' in South Carolina this week, in the wake of the tragic slayings which left nine black church-goers dead at the hands of a young white supremacist. Now, feeling the heat for arguably being the...

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South Carolina AG: Marriage Should Be Between A Man And Pre-Teen Bride Of Choice

CHARLESTON, S.C. - A judge issued the first gay marriage licenses in South Carolina on Wednesday, even as the state attorney general asked the U.S. Supreme Court to step in and block the action by defining marriage as the legally recognized union...

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Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

Funny story: Sarah Palin The Geographical Gaffer Strikes Again!

FAIRBANKS, Alaska - Sarah Palin was in Fairbanks speaking at a convention of the Retired Salmon Catchers of Alaska. After the speaking engagement she was asked by a writer for Political Salad Bar Magazine about the unusually cold winter weather th...

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The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

Funny story: The South Carolina Gamecocks Pound The #6 Ranked Clemson Tigers In The Palmetto Bowl

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - The Gamecocks of South Carolina soundly defeated the Clemson Tigers 31-17. The yearly meeting of the two teams is known as The Palmetto Bowl, so named after Guido Palmetto, who for 25 years was in charge of putting in th...

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South Carolina Votes To Prohibit The Use of The North Korean Language

Funny story: South Carolina Votes To Prohibit The Use of The North Korean Language

COLUMBIA, South Carolina - American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that the state of South Carolina has just passed an amendment regarding the North Korean language. Cutter Shiloh with ASM stated that he was informed about the change by an ex...

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South Carolina's Sen Jim DeMint joins Freeper heaven

Funny story: South Carolina's Sen Jim DeMint joins Freeper heaven

South Carolina - A fanatical GOP organization founded to cover up sordid stuff about Richard Nixon is about to get a brand new Tea Party nut for its latest president. The Heritage Foundation has just appointed South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint as...

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South Carolina Holds 14th Annual Zombie Shoot and Barbecue

Funny story: South Carolina Holds 14th Annual Zombie Shoot and Barbecue

From June 23 to July 04, South Carolina will host the 14th Annual South Carolina Zombie Shoot and Barbecue. The event will be hosted by Gov. Henry McMaster and Sen. Tim Scott and barbecue events will be officiated by Pit Masters Kevin Roberts, Myron...

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Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

Funny story: Mitt Romney Flip Flops Again - Says He Will Remain A Mormon and Not Change Over To Being An Episcopalian After All

FIVE FORKS, South Carolina - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney's "Mormon Merriment Presidential Campaign Bus Tour" pulled into the town of Five Forks, South Carolina on a day when the heat index was 103. In 1789, the city was discovered an...

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Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

Funny story: Jon Huntsman Reveals The Real Reason Why He Dropped Out of The GOP Presidential Race

MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina - Well to quote a line from the famous song "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen, Jon Huntsman, the former governor of the state of Utah has dropped out of the GOP presidential race leaving five Republican hopefuls left.

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Uproar in South Carolina

The race for the Republican Presidential nomination reached fever pitch today when, with only a week to go before the crucial South Carolina primary, one of the candidates issued a statement about something or other. The man, thought to have once...

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Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

Funny story: Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

A Local Man, a semi articulate and part time satire writer, was left speechless after a mind numbing encounter with a dental hygienist today which left him bloody and wishing for a kidney stone attack instead. Melvin Wordsmithe, a mild mannered r...

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Who ya callin ratarssed?

Funny story: Who ya callin ratarssed?

Seneca, South Carolina - (Ass Mess): "At the moment we can't say if the vermin was burrowing its way out - or in," a Sennapod Police Department official explained today. "A 911 call-out to a Bernwood Circle address saw us arrest a suspected burgla...

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South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

Funny story: South Carolina 'ready to surrender to the North'

One hundred and fifty five years after the rest of the South capitulated to the North in the American Civil War, the state of South Carolina has finally conceded that it can no longer continue to fight for its right to subjugate and enslave without c...

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