Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin Responds to Turkey Slaughter Interview

Funny story written by Armedus Chunsky

Thursday, 27 November 2008

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"Oh boy, we're going to meet the governor," said the turkeys.

Fairbanks, AK- Governor Sarah Palin is unrepentant for conducting an interview in front of a turkey slaughter house. Children watched in horror as they watched turkeys get decapitated. Gov. Sarah Palin responded to the complaints from parents inside a beef processing plant.

"I know that Joe Six Pack, and Joe the Plumber and Joe McCarthy would agree that children, or people in general for that matter, don't want to see images of happy, cartoonish turkeys. They want to see images of turkeys being beheaded on their dinnertime news broadcast. I know the American people, Charlie. I may not know what the Bush doctrine is, or what the vice president does, but I do know that people want to shoot turkeys from airplanes."

Gov. Palin says that the pardoned turkey is her pet. Though it was sitting lifeless on a table, the governor assured us that the bird was "napping".

Comedian John Cleese contradicted Sarah Palin, assuring her that it was a dead turkey, saying that it was, "no more," and had "ceased to be." He concluded that it was, "an ex-turkey."

Gov. Sarah Palin denies Cleese's claims and said that she even plans to dress the pardoned turkey, the cost of which would be close to $250,000.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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