Wasilla, Alaska- Today a shocking revelation was made public about former Republican VP canidate, Sarah Palin.It turns out that the the 5th child of Palin brood is an incredibly life-like robotic doll constructed from space age polomers.
The developmentally challenged "baby" was the brainchild of several higher-ups in the Republican Party Election Comittee in an effort to make Palin seem more nurturing and lovable and less like the rifle toting, moose killing MILF that she really is.
The charming infant with Down's Syndrome that the VP canidate showed off like the latest Louis Viutton handbag on magazine covers like Ladies Home Journal and Guns and Ammo, was designed by a team of Hollywood special effects geniuses. No expense was spared.
"The goal," said one advisor on Palin's PR team (who wishes to remain annoymous), "was to make Mrs. Palin seem more relatable to the average voter."
So why design the robotic doll-child to have Down's Syndrome? "We wanted to appeal to certain demographics that Barack Obama couldn't."
When asked what these "certain demographics" were, the PR advisor answered without hesitation. "Pro-lifers, parents of disabled children, and pro-life parents with disabled children. Oh, and white people, too. I mean, people that are all white, know what I mean?"
But it was all for naught. The Obama-Biden ticket won the 08 presidential election by a landslide. The question on everyone's minds now is what happens to the Palin robot-baby?
Rumors that the mentally handicapped child will be passed off Ann Coulter in an attempt to make her seem human-ish and less like a monster have not yet been substansiated.
