Sarah Palin and the Silence of the Turkeys

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 23 November 2008

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Can you identify the turkey Palin pardoned?

Sarah Palin who has fallen for more news media pranks than autumn has leaves stumbled once again.

After the hackneyed pardon a turkey for Thanksgiving stunt that a plethora of politicians stage every November, an Alaskan news local steered the fatuous Governor into an interview with a curious backdrop.

Palin who has never met publicity she didn't get pubically wet over, gushed and gasped before the cameras as a Turkey farm hand fed live birds into what looked like a wood chipper.

Cheerful and chipper as always the GILF, Palin went on and on as a slack jawed poultry processor re-enacted a scene from Fargo as turkey blood, guts and gore sprayed the Alaskan landscape and Palin appeared as oblivious of the massacre as she is of all of the travesties suffered in the US of A.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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