Joe Six-Pack Uses Jet Pack on Long Distance Beer Run

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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Joe Six Pack jettisoned his Jet Pack for his getting high mechanism of choice

The Jetsons have arrived in 2008 as Joe Six-Pack the inveterate drunk who supported Sarah Palin with his beer goggles on, donned the high tech Jet Pack and made a beer run across the Grand Canyon.

J6P, while on a "hunting trip" in the Canyon area of Northern Arizona apparently ran out of liquid refreshment. Fearful of dehydration or the DT's Palin pal Joe put on his Jet Pack to fly across the Grand Canyon, high as a kite, to retrieve essential rehydration fluids from a Circle K on the opposite rim.

Joe Six-Pack explained that though he got quite a charge out of the new fangled flying machine the good old fashioned beer was still his getting high mechanism of choice!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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