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Trump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.

Funny story: Trump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.

The video of from President Trump forgiving one well-fed turkey on the White House lawns went viral. Trump marked the occasion with a speech saying that forgiving turkeys would make America great. The recipients of the Great Presidential Pardon were...

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Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch

Funny story: Nashville Woman Prays Over Thanksgiving Turkey and Reflects that Karma’s a Bitch

In gratitude for the Thanksgiving Day feast prepared by her mother and extended family, Carrie Grace Martin of Nashville, Tennessee, bowed her head in prayer, thanked the centerpiece stuffed turkey for his/her sacrifice, and reflected to herself that...

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Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi?

Funny story: Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi?

Who killed the Saudi messenger, Jamal Khashoggi? Visiting the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, Jamal was a Washington Post columnist and resident of the United States. “No one knows where exactly it happened, when it happened, or how. There were no w...

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Trump explains rogue bone saw “hypnosis” responsible for Khashoggi problem in Turkey

Funny story: Trump explains rogue bone saw “hypnosis” responsible for Khashoggi problem in Turkey

Mindful of the importance of Saudi Arabia’s economic influence, Mr. Trump has chosen to support the Saudi Regime’s explanations. At stake are munitions sales for the war in Yemen plus control of oil prices, particularly important now due to animos...

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Turks Rally Round Tortured Puppy During Elections

Funny story: Turks Rally Round Tortured Puppy During Elections

Two warring factions in Turkey have both decided to use the brutal maiming of a helpless puppy to further their political agendas during the forthcoming elections. The tiny helpless pup with huge sad eyes practically handed itself to spindoctors o...

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"Mmm, Tofurky!" Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week Before Thanksgiving

Funny story: "Mmm, Tofurky!" Pleads Desperate Turkey in Final Week Before Thanksgiving

Clearly feeling the heat as he approached his looming slaughter at the age of six weeks, a bloated five-week-old teenage turkey desperately attempted to talk up the appeal of "mock meats" like the widely popular soy-based Tofurky. "Mmmm, Tofurky!"...

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A Thanksgiving Editorial: In Praise of the Common Turkey

Funny story: A Thanksgiving Editorial: In Praise of the Common Turkey

As just about all educated people know, turkeys are among the smartest animals on the planet, perhaps in the galaxy. If they were mammals instead of birds, they would, in fact, be the smartest animals on the planet. (For some reason, known only to theoretical physicists, bird neural DNA seems to suffer from "leakage," also known as accelerated entropic seasoning syndrome. Because this is a hig...

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Turkish kebab restaurants in Holland go up in flames!

Funny story: Turkish kebab restaurants in Holland go up in flames!

Holland has forbidden Turks living in their country to protest about hygiene in their kebab, fast food outlets. It seems the Dutch authorities have discovered certain short-comings in high Dutch hygiene standards and many Turkish say, "this is normal...

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Moscow Mashup

Russian mafia boss Vladimir Putin has today declared that he is going to "fix" Turkey and Russia's relationship. He made the statement from a balcony overlooking thousands of Moscovites....Moscowellians....people in Moscow queuing up for a loaf of br...

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Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

Funny story: Putin vs Erdogan war of words escalates to showdown in downtown Baghdad at "Club Unspeakable"

The imbroglio between Russia and Turkey over shooting down a Russian warplane and ISIS oil trade through Turkey has led to a decisive confrontation in downtown Baghdad. The meeting took place at a nightclub which translates to "Club Unspeakable" (...

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White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

Funny story: White House Song and Dance Ensemble to perform the "Turkey is no turkey!" ballet at Christmas festivities

Reports are emerging that Mr. Obama has been busy in his off hours in White House recreation rooms producing and directing the "Turkey is no turkey!" Christmas ballet. The upcoming ballet is designed for conviviality, joy, getting White House duck...

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Abe the turkey rejects Obama's pardon

Funny story: Abe the turkey rejects Obama's pardon

Abe the Turkey, has rejected the president's yearly tradition of pardoning a turkey every thanksgiving. Reading from a prepared statement, Abe's attorney's Lorenzo De Pavo, explained that his client has no reason to accept a pardon because that woul...

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A Turkey downs Russian fighter

Funny story: A Turkey downs Russian fighter

Startled by Thanksgiving revelers, a turkey flew into a Russian fighter's engine, crashing the plane. Cranberry sauce was spilled inside the engine and gravy dripped on the pilot's shirt. The Russian pilot claims that the turkey had stealth capabi...

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Turkey elections are a turkey

From the newspaper, THE SAMOVAR GAZETTE, that brings you the latest news, and quickest, if not the most accurate. It has now been several days since the election that brought many surprises to the people of Turkey. President Recep Tayyip Erdoga...

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Sprouts Will Be Re-stocked In Time For Christmas - Supermarkets Claim

Funny story: Sprouts Will Be Re-stocked In Time For Christmas - Supermarkets Claim

Housewives hoarding brussels sprouts and those small sausages to put around turkeys for Christmas have caused panic buying, with major stores claiming that there will not be enough for every shopper if people greedily buy up the stocks now. Groups...

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Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Funny story: Major Stores Reach Agreement On Cathedral And Church Use

Several well known stores with high profile T.V. Christmas advertisements have reached agreement with bishops in the U.K. to utilise the huge amounts of prime City Centre Cathedral and Church interior and exterior space. Worshippers will be able to...

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Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

Funny story: Secret Recording of Pope's Conversation Released

A tape recording of a private conversation between President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and visiting Pope Francis has been smuggled out of Turkey. Released on the internet only last night, it is already causing severe embarrassment to all concerned. Th...

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At the Kobani border with Erdogan and Clarence Willnotlie standing by

Funny story: At the Kobani border with Erdogan and Clarence Willnotlie standing by

So! Back then I went out the comfort room window of that club in Mosul, moving on, as we like to say, and I thank all of you who tweeted me at that time on what to do! Of course I ended up where the action is across from Kobani, then was snatched by the Turks into Erdogan's tent. Yes, in case you're still wondering, this is Pepe Warezabar aka "Clarence Willnotlie." I know, I know. I have...

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