Written by Cal Jennings

Friday, 22 June 2007

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Rodent president

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - When George Bush was suddenly taken ill and Dick Cheney had shot himself with his own shotgun, the American people elected a rodent as President of the United States.

When writer Cal Jennings asked the public for an explanation at the press conference, a spokesperson replied,

    "We've had rats in the White House for years. We figured one more wouldn't make that much difference. The only problem is, after Bush, we aren't sure we're ready for a president this intelligent."

This came as little surprise to TheSpoof.com reporter Cal Jennings who has been following the Bushs since the 70s when George H.W. Bush legalized wiretapping in Texas for any reason.

"How do you think he got all that power?" asked Cal Jennings. "When you have personal dirt on everybody, it's easy to get what you want in politics."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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