Written by THE MUSIC MAN

Thursday, 21 June 2007

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(MUSICMAN PRESS) George W. Bush looks to make history, again. Mr. President announced today his interest in running for President once more, in 2008.

This understandably puzzles many a lawmakers in Congress, because Bush has already been elected twice. Of course, the chance of Bush being elected again is extremely slight; for proof of this, take note of the President's 29% approval rating. Many political experts are willing to say Bush is a terrible president. Jimmy Carter even broke his silence by declaring the Bush Administration is the worst in American history.

"Why not?" Questioned the President. "There is still a war in Iran and we still gotta do us job. I think the people of the United States, the Americaners, will elect me. I even got me a new Vice President picked out. Alls I gotta do now is ask her, but I'm sure she'll say 'yes'. Mrs. Hillary Clinton, will you be my Vice President?"

We tried twice but Mrs. Clinton refused to reply.

We had the idea of questioning the President on his willingness to break a constitutional amendment, but then we came to our senses and saw that that never stopped Bush before.


-THE MUSICMAN-

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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