Written by SpaceElevator

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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Red State / Blue State / Green State... now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute!

PARIS - Upon hearing the news that a predicted "blue wave" failed to happen in the French Parliament, George W. Bush phoned Nicolas Sarkozy to congratulate him on the great news.

"I love to see Democracy in action, especially when it results in more 'redness' in the world," said Bush.

"I may not be popular at home," continued the Yale graduate. "But I am so glad to hear that the rest of the world is coming around to see things my way -- cuz the other alternative is the highway, dagnubbit."

Mr. Sarkozy felt too embarrassed to correct Mr. Bush on his misunderstanding of the color wheel throughout the rest of the political world.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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