Carter Attacks US

Funny story written by Shaun Ferguson

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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Jimmy Carter in happier times

Former American, peanut farmer Jimmy Carter has slammed the Bush administration for their "wanton" interference with the Iranian nuclear programme.

In a speech to the IRA in Dublin he said it was "unfair" and "illogical" that Iran should not have the same means to destroy humanity as the US.

After thanking the Irish Government for their $1.2 million gift to his favourite charity, the brown-tongued turncoat launched a frenzied attack on the US and UK Governments. Reaching into his pocket for a small black moustache which he placed under his nose, he called on the IRA to join Hamas and overthrow "the imperialist enemy".

Carter, who shared the Nobel Peace Prize with his late chum, embezzler Yasser Arafat, told his audience that "Human rights dictate that the IRA should also become a nuclear power so it can have a fair chance of achieving regime change in Northern Ireland".

In front of a stunned crowd the disgraced ex- President then left the podium to reveal knee length leather boots and began goose-stepping around the auditorium.

Mel Gibson, a close friend of Carter told "The Spoof", "The guy's been under a lot of strain lately. He hasn't even made the last two KKK meetings".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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