Written by Kick-Butt Moron

Friday, 22 June 2007

image for White House to be renamed as Black & White House
Of the people, by the people, and for the Hush.

Washing-ton DC(US&A): This is the kind of news that'll have no impact on people whatsoever but which is published so that our newspaper's pages aren't left blank.

A recent series of attacks in the US on American-Indians, Red Indians and African Americans, all of whom colored people, has left the common colored folks wondering whether they're safe from all this "whitism".

No one knows the precise cause for the attacks and even though many CCTV cameras have captured images of the attackers, the whites are defending themselves saying that the CCTV cameras only captured the dark and bright images and not black and white ones. In the heat of the moment, black people lost their tempers and painted their houses black.

Many rehab-lities such as Britney Spears, Monkey Woods and Lindsay Lohan and celebrities such as Jade Goody(as if!) and Shilpa Shitty have shown strong support towards the victims calling them "unfortunate".

Michael Shoe-maker on the other hand confused 'racists' for 'racers' and gave them accolades for their achievements.

George Hush, who has already lost all his support in America and out of it, was reportedly seen in a panicked state before the media conference that he called for. In the conference he declared something that would change American history forever.

He said, "Ladies, gentlemen,...Tonies, I show ma' utmost sympathy towards the victims of a great crime, racerism. I can relate with awll the victims, for I know bi-kell Jackson. In honor of these brave people, I now declare the white house to be called, the 'Black & White House'."

This act of Hush has left the world thinking, "Can he do that?".

Signing off-
the Kick-butt morons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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