Written by Cal Jennings

Friday, 22 June 2007

image for President Bush set to Veto Contraception Aid Bill
Bush take a "Holier than thou" pose.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - That's right sports fans! It's baseball time at the White House. The Senate passed a bill favoring aid for contraception to overseas groups that support abortion. President Bush is up at bat, ready to take a swing at it with his quadruple sized veto bat.

"If there had been contrasepshun in my daddy's household, I wouldn't have been born," said the angry president. "What wuld yoo peeple doo if I haden'a been born? The Iraqis would be spreadin' terrer all over Uhmerica, flyin' inta buildins an sports arenas all over thuh cuntry."

Democrats say it's an unintended consequence is an alarming shortage of contraceptives, particularly in poor rural areas.

"Besides, the world would be MUCH better off if you 'haden'a' been born, Mr. Bush," said Hillbama. "In fact, we'll offer abortion to your entire family for free.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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