Written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 22 June 2007

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We have a Navy, he doesn't, we can lick him

Michael Moore has been informed by the Bush administration that he is being investigated by US Treasury Department for going to Guantanamo. Moore took three firefighters involved in the rescue and clean up effort after the 9-11 tragedy to see if they could get medical care.

It seems a Congressman volunteered, the Al-Qaeda prisoners in Cuba were receiving excellent health care even citing the number of root canals and colonoscopies the medical facility had performed.

The people that inflicted 9-11 on America are receiving far superior health treatment to the firefighters that cleaned it up and are being denied treatment. Moore, in an attempt to bring these facts to light in his new documentary, Sicko, may have violated trade embargos.

When questioned about this attack on a member of the press, Bush said, "Those Iraqi's are slippery little devils, but Michael Moore? He's kind a chubby, looks pretty out of shape, we think we can lick him."

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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