Hollywood, CA - In an establishment known for catering to the Hollywood elite...death is not supposed to happen. It did but not in the way one expects. "Let's do it Doggy Style" is being sued by a former vet's widow for neglect. "Yeah, "former"…
In an effort to find that different thing to make their social media pics better than that trollop Tracey, who drops Zayn off wearing her pyjamas and parks her 4x4 on the zig zig lines, parents have been paying £24.99 for a breakfast with Scrooge.
How To Be Stupid ….and use it to your advantage. Being stupid can have its definite positive aspects. In the right hands it can be a wonderful tool for finding that peace of mind, that satisfaction with life and, even, that extra bit of fina…
Michael Madeup, an MP in a city that bangs on about the people that left it to become famous has shocked its residents by something stupid on Twitter, again. Local idiot Wayne Gaps said 'I like Michael he is just a laugh ain't he? I mean the hair,…
Many people have been asking the question but no answer is yet forthcoming: Is there something wrong with Rudy Giuliani’s head? If the answer somehow happens to be “No”, you’d need to rephrase the question to something like: What in the HELL is w…
Medical experts plan to deal with anti-vaxxers who want take the hoped-for anti-coronavirus vaccine, by marketing an anti-stupid vaccine as an anti-vaccine vaccine. ‘We are convincing stupid people that the anti-coronavirus vaccine will soon be s…
A man has unexpectedly and unwittingly discovered how to travel through time. Joachim Arschloch, who lives with his ageing mother in the small Austrian town of Schweinwank on the River Danube, has recounted how he made his discovery to The Spoof's...
After a lifetime peppered with foolish decisions and boatloads of wasted time, Ben Haldwell of Nashville, Tennessee, vowed to be stupid no nore. "No regrets, but it's time to try something different," sad Ben, who, among other things, had often ex...
10 miles west of the Florida Keys- A cliché- and movie-quoting dumbass, who thought he was being really original by re-enacting a famous scene from the movie Titanic, ceased to be king of the world on Friday, when he slipped from the railing of the C...
At a fancy dinner attended by all the great dignitaries of world affairs, the president and first concubine of China were caught in open mouth stares when they heard the translation of what Melania Trump's t-shirt read. The ambassador to Chile spi...
Ah, a tragic case of surrounding yourself with lickspittles and yes men. Maybe a bit of market research might have been useful but I can just imagine his management team: "Oh, yes, Sir Clive, it's a fantastic idea, one of your best. It will be a magnificent success," before sniggering outside the office while on a fag break. Sir Clive Sinclair became one of the UK's best-known businessmen...
The Daily Telegraph was once a serious newspaper but is now reduced to having a front page spread featuring a serial liar and idiot. Monday's edition had emblazoned upon it Bozo Johnson's self-satisfied face as he once again trotted out his usual gu...
Scientists have recently discovered a fact about bees that has been staring us in the face for hundreds of years. Bees are, in fact, really, really thick. A report for the "Old Scientist" has stated that in tests bees have the IQ of a subnormal n...
Kim Jong's Buns - North Kiarrhea It was a bloody mess at the launching pad today as members of US special forces reported seeing a horrible missile test failure. When the Jongdong II missile ignited, it fissiled for several minutes. Kim Jong...
President Donald Trump has often pronounced that he will be the greatest ruler who ever lived. Now, barely twenty four hours into the job, most of his fans agreed. Some of them held a party in downtown Washington with a huge banner that read "Mission...
Toronto - A local animal trainer for the Toronto Zoo suffered severe injuries when his tiger, Meeka, turned on him during a training session and gnawed his arms off. According to fellow workmates, the trainer, Peter Dawson, 38, routinely whipped Meek...
"Jihadi John" or Mohammed Emwazi, a west London man believed to be an ISIS militant - and chief executioner - has waded mask first into the "is this dress gold and white or is it blue and black?" melee by declaring that the dress is 'definitely'white...
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