Satanic News: Mary divorced her husband Joseph of Nazareth when she caught him in bed with another man. That's when she decided to became a prostitute in the early stage of her son's life when he was nine years old. She abandoned her son Jesus an…
Henry Kissmyassworld was visited by three ghosts during the night … Well, no, just one ghost. Or maybe he was real. Henry’s not sure, and really hopes it was just a dream, go back to sleep, the sun will shine again upon the morn … Satan walked…
Fox News made a deal with the Devil, and Rupert Murdoch (or Moloch, as his close friends and lesser demons call him) has finally come to understand the true meaning of a Faustian deal. When you make a deal with the devil, the devil always wins. Al…
Satan has decided to run for the governor of Texas. He says he’s seen Gregg Abbott and Ted Cruz, and figures he can do a better job at being evil. “I mean, those guys are good, but I’m Satan …Da Man! I know evil – I live and breathe it – you don’t…
Hello friend … or fiend. Has Jesus hurt you? Touched you … in your heart or soul, and never let go? Trillions of Christians have been butchered by doctrine and priests and nuns and popes for 2000 years, and it’s not stopping. Who will shut down th…
A Senator from Kentucky, who prefers to remain nameless and without a conscience, has proposed a new bill to make crucifix tattoos mandatory on all people, including children, right on their foreheads. If you do not have this tattoo, you may be su…
The evil Czar Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin was executed by some of his top aides who organized an assassination using a fake Donald Trump impersonator to shoot him when he came up for a hug. Putin, letting down his guard because he thought there was…
Let the word go forth, that on this Day of Our Lucifer, January 13, 2023, I, Ana Sian (or Ana Siam, if you prefer) have just created a new literary sub-sub-sub-genre … … Musical Gonzo Journalism! [Hold for applause] Satan’s Freedom of Spe…
I gotta admit, that pic looks scary. (Granted: Halloween is coming.) Joe Biden is really giving ammunition to his haters by standing in front of black and red, with a couple Marines in the back – though they look like wee tin soldiers, so they’re not…
With the Christians gaining power in America with their control of the Supreme Court and too many states and overturning good laws for something more Biblical (THOU SHALT NOT? Why not?), a lot of non-Christian Americans have embraced the Dark Lord (n…
Satan called me up yesterday (we’re old old friends) and was crying. “Hey, hey, Prince of Darkness, wassa matter, buddy?” He sobbed and sucked snot up his nose, then sobbed some more. I gave him time to settle down and talk. “The Supreme C…
A closely kept secret has been unveiled by a man who should know, Lucifer himself. Speaking to us earlier, Lucifer who now calls himself Derek said 'For years I have been putting every sin everyone has committed into Cadbury's Creme Eggs. That is…
Doctors all over the world are reporting that patients who have been fully vaccinated against COVID are developing unusual scars on their foreheads and right hands. Puzzled, many have appealed to experts in other fields to offer their opinions as to…
In a world of crime fiction, where some of it is solved by Clergymen, such as Father Brown, Grantchester, and the one that will feature Ross Kemp as a hard as nails Lay-Preacher in Cockney Wonder, Devil Won't Care is set to turn the world of cosy cri…
The headline read: A Pro-Covid Congresswoman Encourages Crowds To Greet Vaccine Door Knockers With Guns What the protein does that mean? Who the protein could be Pro-COVID? Greet vaccine door knockers with guns? Isn’t it against the law to enc…
In news that will have most people questioning why they were unable to see it all along, it's been alleged that Father Christmas, the benevolent old man who delivers millions of gifts to children all over the world every December 25, has an alter-ego…
In sensational news, this morning, it's been announced that the Dark Lord Satan has been discovered living - in all places - on the prison colony island of Cayenne in French Guiana - commonly known as Devil's Island. The island has not been used a…
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