The Trumps, Donald and Melania have just been given the dubious distinction of being named Timeless Magazine's "Most Unhappiest Couple in the United States."
Timeless publisher Efron Steelwood, 67, stated that to be honest, there was really no other couple that even remotely approached the bickering, squabbling, and argumentative nature of this roller coaster pair.
Steelwood stated that the day the article appeared in the magazine, he received a call from Trump, who passionately exclaimed, "I'm sick and tired of all these witch hunts and hoaxes! And just to be clear, when I say 'witch hunts,' I don't mean they should go after my lovely wife, Melania. She's not a witch... well, most of the time!"
In Other News. Vladimir Nikita Putin and Kim Jong-un have just received a nomination for Timeless Magazine's 2024's "Happiest Couple of the Year." This unexpected recognition has sent shockwaves through the corridors of power, leaving Xi Jinping fuming with envy and discontent.
