Trump’s Buddies To Investigate Trump Manhattan Prosecutor

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 20 March 2023

image for Trump’s Buddies To Investigate Trump Manhattan Prosecutor
"We're just cleaning up Trump's actions. So what?"

In a desperate move to stall the prosecution of Donald Trump for paying hush money to a porn star he had unsafe sex with four months after his third wife gave birth to his third son, Speaker of the House and a buddy of Trump, Kevin McCarthy sent a letter to Alvin Bragg, Manhattan DA, asking him to explain his prosecutorial actions before a House committee.

So according to Mr. McCarthy, Mr. McCarthy is trying to play hardball and calling Mr. Bragg’s prosecutorial action politically motivated. It means: Mr. McCarthy thinks it’s okay, that is OKAY to have unsafe or safe sex with a porn star, married or not after a wife goes through a nine-month pregnancy and birthing process to bribe the porn star’s silence (not to hide it from the wife) but to win a US presidential election.

Is there anything missing here? Is there a skunk at this party? Two or three? Are skunks really that great? Do skunks belong in Washington, DC?

All the facts are listed as described for the entire world to read and comprehend the extent that Trump’s buddies will go to protect his total failure of honor, virtue, and civility. This behavior is that of a goon.

The final description by Stormy Daniels of Trump’s sexual performance is that it was “Horrible!” She just wanted him to get it over with.

Or as in, “Yuk!”

Maybe Kevin McCarthy should interrogate Stormy Daniels about her politically motivated negativity?

Read more by this author:

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot