If a bride says, I do not, 15 times at the altar, and finally, at number 16 says, I do, should the groom rejoice at finally capturing his prize? Hmmm. That particular union doesn’t appear to be set in stone. Potato salad, maybe. However, the…
After kissing Trump's Derriere repeatedly (symbolically) - to get his Endorsement - McCarthy recently faced a rebellion from newly elected Ultraconservative Trump Head Republicans. To get elected Speaker of the House of Representatives he 'Manned…
After fifteen rounds, Kevin McCarthy was elected House Speaker. And he couldn’t be more elated. “McCarthyism is back,” he yelled to Republican supporters in the House. “In deference to the late Barbara Walters, let’s face it, she’d say I’m House W…
And in this corner … the Italian Stallion … Rocky … Baaaaalboa … boa … He’s a wrecking machine! Get in there, Rock! He ain’t getting’ beat – he’s getting mad! And so forth … that would be a fun fight to watch, but, alas, it was only a movie.
Adjacent Press--In a mega-move sure to attract supporters of the Once and Future Dictator, FOX will offer for fall 2023 their newest reality show, The Most Eligible Neo-Fascist. The show will feature several rising Neo-Fascists in the Republican Par…
[GOP for Kids magazine - (start them out early) - reports Kevin McCarthy might not be the new Head of the Congressional House. A right Wing Trumphead candidate might replace him. A third of the House is now Frothing at the Mouth Trumpheads. H…
Disgusted with the neo-Nazi Republican party? All it takes is five Republican House members to vote for a Democratic Speaker of the House. Did you know that? Kevin McCarthy is giving away pots and pans and sets of dishes making all kinds of deals,…
Like Charlie McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy is yapping about impeaching President Joesph Biden. Instead of governing and finding solutions for climate change, hunger, education, immigration, jobs, crime, inflation, and world peace, the guy plans to impeach…
Donald Trump's handpicked candidates to run against Republicans who voted to impeach him are not doing well. Mitch McConnell is nervous: "We'll be lucky to just lose our pants and maybe keep our hats at the 2022 mid-term election. We'll never win…
Would you buy a pound of baloney from Kevin McCarthy? No. Why the heck not? Do you think maybe, he might switch the baloney and instead sell you a pound of cat food? No way the sale would be three pounds of oven-baked, freshly roasted turkey.
What Do Johnny Depp, Majorie Taylor Greene, And Kevin McCarthy Have In Common? One could view it on the news or U-Tube. The three have serious memory issues. While Johnny Depp is professionally scripted, he had trouble verbalizing several traumati…
Let’s have a look. Seems like all the Republican members of the House and Senate are running for cover like the little gingerbread children running for cover under Mother Ginger’s skirt in The Nutcracker ballet. One by one they’ve disappeared, pr…
Quit picking on Kevin McCarthy. He has a good profile. Not exactly in courage, but an okay profile. And also, that cerebral looking white hair. Does he touch it up? McCarthy sort of resembles British actor Stewart Grainger who trilled many hearts in…
Kevin McCarthy may no longer be working at his wife’s old Deli, but he’s still selling baloney. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi nixed two Republican Minority Leader McCarthy’s picks for the January 6, Committee. Then like behind the deli counter…
And you know he’s dumb as a rock. Come on. He doesn’t even know the lyrics of the Star Spangled Banner. Stumbled in front of the Queen, jaw hanging open, admiring the bright color uniforms of the Honor Guard. Clueless of proper etiquette. But tha…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – iRumors is reporting that Kevin McCarthy, who has single-handedly become the designated Trump ass-kisser recently had some X-rays taken, and they showed that he has no backbone. Nancy Pelosi reportedly said, that she could have…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – Senator Kevin McCarthy appeared on "The View," and he was asked to address the rumor that he recently received 75 bottles of vodka from the Kremlin at no cost to him. McCarthy, told co-host Whoopi Goldberg that, yes…
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