The NYPD Mow Down Hoe Down

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 10 February 2023

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Killer Cops ... On The Loose and Mowing Down!

Now that the NYPD cops who ran people over during the George Floyd protest have gotten off completely free and without so much as a slap on the wrist, the NYPD have decided to make their activities into a sport.

Introducing the First Annual NYPD Mow Down Hoe Down!

Where each cop gets in a marked NYPD cruiser and, without informing the public where they’ll strike next (to maximize the fear!), they head out into the unsuspecting streets of New York City, making sure they pick a nice crowded venue, then rev up their engines and start to PLOW and MOW and KILL anyone who gets in their way!

Will the court system – all those paid off judges and lawyers and politicians – do anything to stop the cops? Hell no! There are more cops in NYC than in most nations – and the rich need cops to protect their crimes for BIG CASH PAYOFFS!

Want to kill and get away with it? Become a cop! Especially in New York, where if you talk back to a pig, YOU are the criminal, not them as they beat the shit outa you then run you over again and again for points and prizes and favors from the corrupt mayor and his mafia buddies!

The NYPD has nothing to answer for – there’s still a shine on all their bloody badges – and now they can become celebrities by just killing a lot of people!

Welcome to America, a broken country no one knows how to fix!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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