Do you love your cat? Sure you do. He or she is a good pussy – yes she or he is! And such a cute pussy!
Here at “Clean a Pussy”, a new start-up business, we love your pussy as much as you do.
But sometimes, even when the pussy cleans themselves, they fight not do such thorough job as we can.
Those pussies sure can put up a fight! They scratch when angered or frightened. An angry pussy is something you need to hide from or you could end up losing a lot of blood and have marks all over your body that take time to heal! Now how do you explain that to your friends and co-workers?
We’ll scrub that pussy good! We’ll get right deep inside and outside, lifting up the tail nice and high and soap it up like there’s no tomorrow! We’ll get right between the pussy toes and even give it a bit of a trim, if you wish. If we have to shave it to get it clean down to the skin, we’ll do it – and with a smile!
Your pussy will love it – it’s our guarantee here at “Clean A Pussy”.
(PS: Has anyone ever done this story before? It just fell into my lap and is now curling up, clean and warm. Such a good pussy – she loves to be petted! I could go on, the puns are coming faster than felines spinning in microwaves. I will stop now.)
