While in Poland, Joe Biden sampled some of the local kielbasa and pierogis, with some hot mustard, and release the Belch to End All Belches.
The Poles respected him for it.
“Putin could never belch so mightily!” said one Polish witness. “I could smell the kielbasa from where I stood! A wonderful stench coming from the Biden man!”
“I wish to have his babies after such a belch! My husband can only fart – and is so smelly, I no sleep in bed with him – but Biden I sleep with anytime and he can belch in my mouth so eat what he eat.”
Disgusting, but the love is there!
PS: Joe then ate cabbage rolls and released another klaxon belch that was apparently heard all the way in Moscow! When Putin smelled it, he immediately got on his knees and wept, jealous at such a sound and fury coming from the better man.
