Lauren Boebert thinks it’s time for a new Air Force One, since the one currently in use has been used since 1776. Washington and Jefferson and Franklin used to use it as a party plane and head down to Cancun with their slave honeys for some lolita action and all the hemp they could fit into their hand-carved bongs.
So Joe Biden took Boebert up on her idea. Air Force One is now being repainted – and America will show it to the world as Joe flies everywhere to give speeches to piss off the Russian and Chinese – Taiwan speeches are next, after Poland.
The new Air Force “Bring It On, Bitches!”, as it may be called, is colored red, white and blue, with kickass racing stripes and flames and a painting on the nose of a bald eagle with a Russian bear clutched in one talon and a Chinese dragon in the other.
It should be a big hit on the talk show and speech circuit, and make Putin and Xi re-paint their own planes, since however an American pres acts, Putin and Xi have to react. Even though their attempts fail miserably. Does Putin still have that long desk? Or did the laughter finally get to him?
