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Funny story: A Russian-Ukraine War Update: Poland's 88th Warsaw Infantry Regiment Captures 2,000 Russian Soldiers

A Russian-Ukraine War Update: Poland's 88th Warsaw Infantry Regiment Captures 2,000 Russian Soldiers

MARKIVKA, Ukraine - (Satire News) - The Ukraine National News Agency has just informed the Ukrainian people and the people of the world that Poland's 88th Warsaw Infantry Regiment has kicked the ass of Putin's pride and joy, his 69th Russian Bear Inf…

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Funny story: Poland Plans To Invade Ukraine In Order To Attack The Russian Invaders

Poland Plans To Invade Ukraine In Order To Attack The Russian Invaders

WARSAW, Poland - (Satire News) - The Polish government says that it is finalizing plans to launch an invasion into Ukraine so that they can then attack the evil, invading Russia horde. Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki says that it is high…

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Funny story: Poland In An Act of Solidarity is Sending Ukraine 2 Tons of Polish Sausages

Poland In An Act of Solidarity is Sending Ukraine 2 Tons of Polish Sausages

WARSAW, Poland – (World Satire) – The president of Poland has made it abundantly clear that his country does not fear Putin’s Russian military superiority one fucking iota. Polish President Andrzej Duda (pronounced: DOO-DA) told a group of Europea…

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Funny story: Polish Nightclub Scene Near Ukraine Border Just Got A Whole Lot Better

Polish Nightclub Scene Near Ukraine Border Just Got A Whole Lot Better

Klurkoff, Poland - Just when you think that it might be difficult to find even the slightest glimmer of a sliver lining to the Ukraine terror, Polish single dudes living anywhere near the Ukraine border are over the moon right now! Slakov Kawolski…

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Funny story: Poland Officially Bans Polish Jokes

Poland Officially Bans Polish Jokes

WARSAW, Poland – (Satire News) – After over a hundred years of having to put up with literally millions of Polish jokes, the people of Poland are glad that the Polish government has finally outlawed the dreaded humorisms. A spokesperson for Presid…

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Funny story: Poland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics

Poland’s Premier Pole Vaulter Has Been Disqualified From The Summer Olympics

POZNAN, Poland – (Sports Satire) – Reports filtering out of Poland state that the country’s top female pole vaulter has just been disqualified from participating in this year’s summer Olympics in Tokyo, Japan. Guntherina Lubbintok, 24, was notifie…

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Funny story: Tour de France Won By Rider With Unpronounceable Name

Tour de France Won By Rider With Unpronounceable Name

The Tour de France, cycling's greatest challenge, a three-week endurance test that certainly sorts the men from the boys, rolled into Paris for its final stage yesterday, and the rider who finished ahead of all the others, this year's champion, was T...

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Funny story: Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

On a budget airline flight from Poland to the UK (not the one from Ireland!), a man wearing a parachute (rather unusual?) plonked himself in front of the emergency exit ready for a jump. During the flight, luckily, a stewardess observed the strang...

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Funny story: Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

Poland Realizes Only Hot Tourist Spot Is Both German Made And A Concentration Camp

During efforts in modernizing the nation for travelers, Poland just realized that their number one tourist destination is both German made and a concentration camp. The statement came during an announcement from Poland's Ministry of Sport and Tourism...

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Funny story: NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

NATO chief insists 'it was just a quickie' despite Minister's 'We Gave America A Blowjob' quip

Warsaw - The head of NATO said today a Polish foreign minister's fellatio rant about pleasuring America reminds him of a joke he'd read on the internet. Secretary General of the North Atlantic Trick-or-Treaty Organization Anders Fogh Rasmussen l...

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Funny story: Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

Two Women Walk From Warsaw, Poland To The Winter Olympics In Sochi, Russia

WARSAW, Poland - The distance from Warsaw, Poland to Sochi, Russia is 1,299 miles. Two Polish women identified as Madga Krakzyn, 43, and Filomena Ripolski, 41, decided to walk the entire distance from their homes in Warsaw to the Sochi Olympics.

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Funny story: Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

Random Acts of Football (Part 1) Poland v England

The England v Poland World Cup qualifying match was postponed on Tuesday October 16th after heavy rain. The Stadium, purpose built for the Euro 2012 tournament held in Poland and Ukraine during the summer, has a roof but never used it. The match was rearranged for 4pm the following day, ending in a 1-1 draw. One match at Euro 2012, between co-hosts Ukraine and France, was suspended due to heavy...

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Funny story: Romney flees Poland: "How many Polacks does it take to…"

Romney flees Poland: "How many Polacks does it take to…"

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney had hoped for better after his disastrous trip to the UK. He visited Poland yesterday and addressed the crowd at the airport with the following: "How many Polacks does it take to…?" The Associated Press is repo...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Euro 2012: Germany refuse to give Greece credit

Germany coach Joachim Low today stoked the fire in the hotly anticipated quarter-final clash with underdogs Greece by refusing to give them credit for getting to the knock-out stages. Low explained his comments at a press conference today "We were...

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Funny story: Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Russia to invade Poland if they lose!

Russian footy thugs, hooligans, racists, piss artists and some decent supporters (not many though) are marching through the streets of Warsaw, POLAND (!) tonight in a show of strength, Big Brother is watching and over the top national pride. They...

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Funny story: UEFA tournament gets off to a fine start on day three

UEFA tournament gets off to a fine start on day three

The third day of the UEFA 2010 competition got off to a fine start in Poland today. With up to 22 men and a referee on the pitch at the same time, many of them were seen to be enjoying themselves kicking a football from one end of the field to the...

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Funny story: Wisla And Cracovia Ultras Flatly Deny Racist Allegations

Wisla And Cracovia Ultras Flatly Deny Racist Allegations

Krakow, Poland - Football fans from both Cracovia and Wisla Ultras groups made the unprecedented step of standing shoulder to shoulder in a conference room at the Swastaki Hotel, here today, in order to deny allegations of racism levelled at Polish f...

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