LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly-elected Republican governor of Arkansas, Sarah "Chubby" Huckabee Sanders has just become the nation's fattest governor.
Huck-San, as Democrats and Independents call the big old Lard Bucket, won on the pledge that she will do her best to eliminate moonshine from the backwoods of Arkansas.
A spokesperson for the governor, Azalea P. Filley, wants the people of Arkansas to know that the charges that the governor molested a woodchuck back in May of 2021, have not been proven (beyond a shadow of a doubt).
Meanwhile, information guru Andy Cohen has just commented that at 241 pounds Gov. Huckabee Sanders, who is 40, is the fattest governor in the United States.
