Since 2016, one of the Trumpturd's most cherished comrades has been Gov. Sarah Huckabee of Arkansas. During her tenure as DJT's press secretary/attack dog, she skillfully orchestrated the illusion that the Orange Whale possessed an unmatched intel…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The most hated individual in American, namely Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, flew to Arkansas on a 4-passenger Cessna Skywagon. Now that he's JUST plain John Quack Public, he has to watch his nickels and dim…
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Texas Governor Greg Abbott has been called lots of things, an asshole, a turdhead, a low-life rattlesnake, and an ugly-looking hemorrhoid. Abbott, who is as ugly as Arkansas Governor Sarah "Chubs" Huckabee, but not…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly-elected governor of the "Anvil State" of Arkansas, Sarah "Ozark Fats" Huckabee has stated that she recently lost 6 ounces on the Diet Popcorn Diet. The "Huckster" as her daddy Mike "Plain Jane" Huc…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - The man who hates Trump more than anyone is Gov. Ron DeSantis, who says if Trump suddenly turned into a doughnut, he would feed (him) to Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee, who would no doubt eat him in less than 2 se…
Sarah Huckabee’s enter the political ring, but also the chicken ring! Try new Sarah Huckabee’s Roasted and Toasted Chicken Fast Food! And she means fast! Some of the chickens may not be entirely cooked the whole way through, so check your bag ‘…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - Comedian Ricky Gervais has said that Sarah Huckabee, has got to be the ugliest governor since Georgia Governor Lester Maddox (Google the racist). Gervais, who never holds nothing back noted that Gov. Sarah H…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly elected GOP governor of the Anvil State of Arkansas, Sara "The Pillsbury Gal" Huckabee Sanders, is fit to be tied at the rampant lesbionic rumors that are swirling from the Left Coast to the Right Coa…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas, reports that after interviewing the newly-elected governor of Arkansas, she can say that she is just as hate-filled, and as just as evil as her idol Donald Jonathan Erasmus…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly-elected Republican governor of Arkansas, Sarah "Chubby" Huckabee Sanders has just become the nation's fattest governor. Huck-San, as Democrats and Independents call the big old Lard Bucket, won on…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that President Trump is now saying that the reason for his landslide loss to Joe Biden is due to space aliens. The sad, aging man who is turning into a zombie, before our very eyes, in…
SHEOL—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the new Press Secretary for Satan, announced today that the Dark Lord is opening a new circle in Hell, specifically for the overflow of Evangelicals who have been flooding His underworld domain ever since the 2016 electi…
Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...
Health authorities are now warning that instead of CWD (chronic wasting disease) spreading to humans, it derives from humans. Known as “zombie deer disease” in its current form, recent news has warned of animals such as deer, elk, and moose behavi...
D-list has-been “comedienne” Michelle Wolfe, who was born, some say, in Hershey Highway, Pennsylvania, in a back alley between a brothel and a homeless campsite, is incensed (or “pissed,” as she says) that the White House Correspondents Association (...
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a White House presser, President Donald Trump angrily railed against Democratic lawmakers. He spouted, “These Democratic thugs... they want you to believe everything they say! Well, I say that they're all a bunch of huge liars! T...
BILLINGSGATE POST: As promised, the curse Iran President Hassan Rouhani levied on President Trump has been carried out. Inexplicably, a dyspeptic camel found its way past White House Secret Service Agents, and, in a show of extraordinary chutzpah,...
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