LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - Comedian Ricky Gervais has said that Sarah Huckabee, has got to be the ugliest governor since Georgia Governor Lester Maddox (Google the racist). Gervais, who never holds nothing back noted that Gov. Sarah H…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly elected GOP governor of the Anvil State of Arkansas, Sara "The Pillsbury Gal" Huckabee Sanders, is fit to be tied at the rampant lesbionic rumors that are swirling from the Left Coast to the Right Coa…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas, reports that after interviewing the newly-elected governor of Arkansas, she can say that she is just as hate-filled, and as just as evil as her idol Donald Jonathan Erasmus…
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Satire News) - The newly-elected Republican governor of Arkansas, Sarah "Chubby" Huckabee Sanders has just become the nation's fattest governor. Huck-San, as Democrats and Independents call the big old Lard Bucket, won on…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that President Trump is now saying that the reason for his landslide loss to Joe Biden is due to space aliens. The sad, aging man who is turning into a zombie, before our very eyes, in…
SHEOL—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the new Press Secretary for Satan, announced today that the Dark Lord is opening a new circle in Hell, specifically for the overflow of Evangelicals who have been flooding His underworld domain ever since the 2016 electi…
Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...
Health authorities are now warning that instead of CWD (chronic wasting disease) spreading to humans, it derives from humans. Known as “zombie deer disease” in its current form, recent news has warned of animals such as deer, elk, and moose behavi...
D-list has-been “comedienne” Michelle Wolfe, who was born, some say, in Hershey Highway, Pennsylvania, in a back alley between a brothel and a homeless campsite, is incensed (or “pissed,” as she says) that the White House Correspondents Association (...
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a White House presser, President Donald Trump angrily railed against Democratic lawmakers. He spouted, “These Democratic thugs... they want you to believe everything they say! Well, I say that they're all a bunch of huge liars! T...
BILLINGSGATE POST: As promised, the curse Iran President Hassan Rouhani levied on President Trump has been carried out. Inexplicably, a dyspeptic camel found its way past White House Secret Service Agents, and, in a show of extraordinary chutzpah,...
Donald Trump continued to add to the Russian Twilight Zone in Washington D.C. by tweeting earlier today that a Russian Themed bedroom will soon be ready for "Vlady" at the White House. "The White House would be Vlady's second home, or maybe his te...
President Donald Rump today said that 4 Democratic Senators calling for the abolition of Immigrant Customs Enforcement (ICE) proved that the Democratic Party wanted Central American rapists, murderers, and other degenerate criminals to come to the U.
Restaurants called "Red Hen," were at first riding a wave of hate from conservatives protesting the owner of a Red Hen restaurant ordering Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders to leave. And not because he was afraid there wasn't enough food in the res...
A visibly shaken Sarah Sanders stood before the White House Press Corps this morning. “It is with a great sense of sadness, I announce today that my face will be leaving the Trump administration. Over the past several months I noticed that my fac...
It was announced over the White House loud speaker, that the president's Communication Director Hope Hicks was leaving her present position and would be replaced by Ms. Stormy Daniels. A two minute Melania scream was heard from the residence quar...
BILLINGSGATE POST: One day after porn star Stormy Daniels appeared on "60 Minutes" to provide intimate details of her alleged affair with Donald Trump at a celebrity golf tournament at Lake Tahoe in 2006, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee S...
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