Donald Trump is absolutely positive that he will be the American president again. Merrick the G-Man has done little, as far as we know, to bring the Real Trump to justice. There are more memes of him in prison jumpsuits than there are people trying to bust his ass.
So being sure – of everything, the cock – he says he’s going to change America “from the ground up”. Which means, starting with the national anthem.
He says “it’s too old, I can write a better song that people will actually enjoy singing, they’ll raise a straight arm salute when they do it or they’ll be driven outa the country – Melania’s heard me sing and reads my lyrics – I’m a rock star, basically, and I’ll be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as soon as I’m the Prez and I force everyone to sing this hot and sexy Trump tune – hit it!”
The Land of Milk and Money
Here comes the promised land
Just like we planned
It’s so pretty
Nothing’s shitty
A new Eden
With no heathens
You can come in
If you’re without sin
It’s the land of milk and money
For the privileged few
But maybe not you
Have you got what it takes
Have you made some mistakes
Can you be convincingly fake
Then come on in and taste the honey
An exclusive club
Not for you, bub
How much gold you got
None is not a lot
Are you famous
Or just an anus
Only kings and queens
Not poverty machines
Come back when you’re hot
‘Cuz right now you’re not
Today’s the only day
You’re yesterday’s pay
Did you even try
To kill cheat and lie
You wanna be a mover
Or just another Ben Dover
And to this song will wave the new American flag, which will essentially be a Nazi flag with a combo Nazi symbol merged with a dollar sign … just so new immigrants know what they will be forced to accept without question, and if they don’t, as the T-Dog says: “We’ll send you back to some godless country like Europe – didn’t our people escape there because there was too much difference and we all wanted to be Quakers who burned witches at the stake? Sounds like a good idea, but maybe witches with bikinis … that’s hot enough for my anthem, baby.”
