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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The woman who most Americans consider to be uglier than a baboons butt, recently confided to Anderson Cooper, that ever since Valentine’s Day, she has had one huge, effen crush on the guy whose expression looks as i…

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Funny story: Trump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won

Trump and 27 Dummies Are The Only People in The U.S. Who Still Think He Won

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of their recent polls shows that Trump and 27 Trumptards are the only dumbbells in the nation who still think that the lying, orange SOB actually won. Those Trump basers are th…

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Funny story: The President Trump/Ann Coulter Feud Erupts

The President Trump/Ann Coulter Feud Erupts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is no one on the face of the earth who loves feuding with people more than Donald J. Trump. And old #45 has just ignited a lava-hot feud with his old political nemesis, Ann "Horse Face" Coulter. Left Coa…

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Funny story: 13,000 U.S. Psychiatrists All Agree That Trump Is Totally Bat Shit Crazy

13,000 U.S. Psychiatrists All Agree That Trump Is Totally Bat Shit Crazy

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that a poll was recently taken of 13,000 of the most respected and reputable psychiatrists in the nation. The results unequivocally showed what just about everyone in the country,…

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Denies She Had Trump’s Baby

Ann Coulter Denies She Had Trump’s Baby

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Republican pundit and woman who looks like she’s on stilts, Ann Coulter, appeared on The Tucker Carlson Show. Ann, who some have referred to as a human tongue depressor with hair, said she’s glad Donald Trump lost.

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

Ivanka Trump Plays a Round of Golf in Honor of President Daddy

BEDMINSTER, New Jersey – (Sports Story) – ESPN-4 was at the President's Bedminster Golf Course when his daughter, Ivanka, teed off. The statuesque blonde was feeling very sad after having talked to her father, who told her that he was extremely de…

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Funny story: Donald Trump and Ann Coulter Fire Nasty Verbal Rockets at Each Other

Donald Trump and Ann Coulter Fire Nasty Verbal Rockets at Each Other

NEW YORK CITY – The verbal assault between President Trump and pundit Ann Coulter has intensified into a firing of nasty verbal rockets at each other. Coulter says that she has a lot of energy and even more stamina, and she vows to not let up on t...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

NEW YORK CITY – Ann Coulter is a perfect example of millions of Republicans who are finally coming around to realize that they made a big mistake by voting for Donald Johnny Trump. Ann, who once thought that Trump hung the moon, now realizes that...

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Funny story: Hard-Core Republican Ann Coulter Turns on Trump and Tears Him a New One

Hard-Core Republican Ann Coulter Turns on Trump and Tears Him a New One

BOSTON – Far-right media pundit, Ann Coulter, was in Boston taking care of a personal medical condition. She was asked what she thought about Trump in regards to the presidency. And Coulter proceeded to tear POTUS a new one. Ann, who is as Repu...

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Funny story: The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

The Gov. Cuomo Action Figure Doll is Flying Off the Shelves

NEW YORK CITY – The toy manufacturing company Toypaloosa is reporting that sales of the new Governor Andrew Cuomo Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Governor Cuomo has become very popular of late because he conducts his daily C-19 pres...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Points Out That If Both Trump and Pence Are Incapacitated By The Coronavirus, We’ll Have President Pelosi

Ann Coulter Points Out That If Both Trump and Pence Are Incapacitated By The Coronavirus, We’ll Have President Pelosi

WASHINGTON, D.C. – One of the biggest far-right GOP mouthpieces, and a 58-year-old woman who is no fan of Trump, has made a rather startling statement. Ann Coulter, speaking at a convention of The Retired GOP Great Grandmothers of America, sugges...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Admits That Donald Trump Calls Her At Least Twice a Day

Ann Coulter Admits That Donald Trump Calls Her At Least Twice a Day

NEW YORK CITY – GOP media pundit, Ann Coulter, 58, recently told CNN’s Don Lemon that President Trump has become obsessed with her. Coulter who stands 6 foot 6 inches tall, and reportedly weighs 117 pounds, pointed out that the president calls h...

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Funny story: Trump Initiates His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

Trump Initiates His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf's everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway wi...

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Funny story: For Debate Prep, the Clinton Campaign Hires a Nine Year Old Who Ran a Successful Lemonade Stand as a Stand-in for Donald Trump

For Debate Prep, the Clinton Campaign Hires a Nine Year Old Who Ran a Successful Lemonade Stand as a Stand-in for Donald Trump

Washington, D. C.--In preparing for the upcoming debates with Donald Trump, Clinton campaign spokesperson Robby Mook announced today that it has has hired Billy Vermon, a successful lemonade magnate, to stand in for Donald Trump. Nine year old Bi...

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Funny story: New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

New On Fox: Ann Coulter Witch Project

A new coven is in town with a down-homey, right wing, and bombastic take on political events. On Fox's new Witch Project, Ann Coulter hosts along with regular guest hosts Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, and Christine O'Donnell. The four seasoned witch...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says Drinking Age Should be 35 - Early Drinking Ruined His life!

Rush Limbaugh Says Drinking Age Should be 35 - Early Drinking Ruined His life!

He told Fox news today while visiting the Koch Brothers at Their Ranch in Aspen Colorado: - "If I had not started drinking at 18 I would not be sitting here around the pool with my best pals the Koch Brothers and getting drunk and high out of my Gourd on Oxycotin with four Russian Hookers!" "These libtards are so fcking permissive with their liberal spawn that they can get away with anything!"...

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Funny story: Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

The day after winning a vital mid-term election that would give them a much stronger control of the U.S. Government, the Republican Party has apparently experienced an epiphany on the majesty of that which affected Saul on his Biblical quest to perse...

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