Trump is afraid … the heat is closing in … he’s thinking of escape … he’s not worried the FBI has his passport, he’s got tons of those all in different names and from different countries (some say Putin himself gave Donny – or Donna, possibly – a Russian passport when Putin was visiting Mar-A-Loogie.
But Trump is still worried … especially after Elon Musk mentioned about his “assassination coordinates” (as if he’s that important! Inflate that ego, Elon!) … maybe a lot of people would be interesting in bringing Trump to justice if he tries to escape the borders of American or its partners.
What if the CIA sends a spy to Russia to follow Trump? What if the spy is already there!!!!
That’s why Donald is seriously thinking of calling up the best plastic surgeon in Brazil (where the Nazis once hid out ... what am I saying “once” – they’re still there, or their great-grandkids are) and getting some work done, giving himself a nice rack that he himself would love to grope, and waxing his legs and everything else above the neckline (and the moustache, Donald, don’t forget that – and those eyebrows could use a … whatever).
Instead of being a male, he’ll try becoming what he hates most – since he’s attacked so many of them, and he tells them they love it … but he don’t know what love is … Melania can attest to that.
His plan is to become a woman (but he won’t chop off his dick, sorry, ladies) and then to walk around Russia as a ballerina since he figures all Russian women are one of those at least once in their lives, “it’s like military service for them, ain’t it?”
And in that way he’ll disappear while still being out in the open. Just as long as he doesn’t speak. That’s kinda been his biggest problem. Talked himself right into a jail cell … if the fucking lawyers in America would hurry up for God’s sake – it’s 2023! The insurrection’s already had an anniversary!
