Trump Loves All the Pretty Horses

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 31 January 2023

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This Could Be A Compliment ... in Donald's World

Donald Trump has called Stormy Daniels a horseface, and that he never had sex with her, and that he has sex with the greatest and she wasn’t one of them and he said he’s hung like a horse and you can ride him like a horse since he has such great endurance, and, well … it goes on …

Stormy has replied that she eats horses for breakfast.

Kind of strange comment, but she’s a tough gal who isn’t backing down, and if she has a horse face, does Trump like fucking horses?

A horse breeder in Brazil, who keeps Donald’s prize winning horses (for sex in the legal bestiality porn market, that’s where they won their “prizes”), has said, “Si, the Donald love the horses very much. He pet them, stroke them, brush their manes and tails – he love when the tail go up and he can see the big bloated anus poking out at his like a softball … Trump love to pump the horse. You know this word, am I saying right, ‘pump’?”

Yes, he was saying it right. There you have it, Donald may have actually been complimenting Stormy since he’s a man who loves pretty horses wherever he can mount them.

In Brazil … where he’ll be heading once all his American lawsuits are over … unless he dies before then. Either way, ride on, Donald, ride on!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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