Since his NFTs sold out in 5 seconds, Donald Trump now wants to sell more of “himself”.
In the NFTs, he presented himself as a hero of various types: a hero of the Old West, a hero of Space, some kind of Marvel hero … and a heroic bag of shit.
Now, Donald is bottling his sweat – his bath water – the toothpaste that drops from his toothbrush into the sink (there will be a verification document guaranteeing that the paste touching at least one of Donald’s teeth) …
… and for those true connoisseurs of all things Donald, soon you will be able to buy his piss, shit and puke – AND something that oozes from some of his many boils, doctors have yet to classify it as natural to this planet.
So to all youse MAGA millionaire hillbillies … want to own a piece of your god and not wait until he “dies and is resurrected” like the last guy who suckered you into that endless messianic lie?
Break open those piggybanks … Donald’s taking a shit and putting a price tag on it!
