U.S. is Awash in Misplaced Top Secret Documents - Says Ret. General Humprey Foghorn

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 14 January 2023

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See how easy it is to accidentally leave Secret Documents behind?

Top Secret Documents are everywhere according to top US General (Ret) Humprey Foghorn.

Texas is littered with old Top Iraq War Plans left by ex - Prez. George Bush Jr.

There are found up and down the Interstate by the side of the road.

(He always drove with his windows open a lot.)

Trump was more careful with Top Secret papers - he used them to line plastic plates for his barbecues - and to start fires in his fireplace.

Also to save on buying toilet paper for the many Mar - a - Largo bathrooms.

Undoubtedly Biden's Assistants were careless and left papers behind when belatedly packing his Stuff up. You don't expect a man 70 or 80 to pack up his own stuff - do you? The assistants should be censured.

Now - Trump deliberately took 15 big boxes of Top-Secret documents - all with his bold Signature - Big money in the Presidential Collectibles market.

(Trump is always the sly Fox when it comes to making money.)

Why, I was in the local Walmart here in West Palm Beach the other day - and There were recent NATO Defense Plans just sitting there in the Stationary Dept.

One of our half a million U. S. defense Contractors must have been buying envelopes and carelessly left them.

I turned them in of course.

See how easy it is to accidentally leave Secret Documents behind?

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