A man whose characteristic behavior is to always keep his cards very close to his chest, is to 'break with tradition', and will shortly reveal one of his innermost and closely-guarded secrets.
The man, whose identity cannot be divulged, because that would compromise his cover, has been described as a 'mole', and claims to have information "of national importance" which could prove dangerous were it to fall into the wrong hands.
The information is, also, of "international insignificance".
Speculation has been rife amongst the world's various intelligence services, as to what the revelations might entail, and various news sources have been busy making stuff up on the subject to keep their readers titilated.
Many think the news may be linked to President Trump's 'collusion scandal', whilst others favor the rumor of a second Brexit referendum, but it's just as likely to be something about what a man had for his tea, or the record length of a turd that he's just laid.
Stay tuned for updates.
