TALLALHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - Word coming out of The Plywood State is that Gov. Ron DeSantis has just issued a mandate stating that he wants the twice impeached, presidential election "Loser" to vacate Mar-a-Lago and leave the state as soon as possible.
The governor told GOPicky reporter Tabitha Wishywater that millions of Floridians have called him, texted him, and instagramed him asking that the evil, Nazi sex predator be deported.
One former Trumptard supporter, Maybelle Eunice Baconwater, 91, a retired seamstress from the panhandle town of Santa Hurricane, said that the pussy grabbing bastard has become nothing but a has-been embarrassment, and he needs to leave Florida and fucking move up to New York City, where the residents will spit on his tax-evading, draft dodging orange face every chance they get. ■
