Johnny Trump (he’s had his name legally changed) - spoke to Media at the Ultraconservative Freedom Foundation in DC Recently.
He had just been sentenced to 2 months of jail time.
"I still believe the Election was stolen,” Johnny Said. “Hundreds of judges and state prosecutors said it wasn't.
“But what do they know? Did they go and count the ballots? No.
“Belief is better than Facts. You can have a more comfortable life with Beliefs. Facts get in the way of good Beliefs.
“So become a Conservative Republican and you can ignore all the Facts you want and have a better Life. But don't riot or trash buildings.
“I didn't Trash the Capitol - I was just there to watch the Mob Enforce Democracy on the Police officers. They would have enforced Democracy on Pence if they had caught him.
“Our Great leader - the Secret Service wouldn't let him come down and join us in storming Congress. He was really disappointed.
“But He still had fun at home - laughing a lot at the Cops running around like Crazy - as he ate and watched it on TV.
“By the way - thanks to all the Lady Rioters and their compliments on my looks and Zebra Loincloth - with 'Make it Great Again' on the Front of it.
“I am like the our Great Leader - - always joking."
Lance Bottomly “reporting” (You can’t really call it that – Ed.) - Hollywood Gossip Journalist.
