Right Wing 'Loonie' Trumpies to Control Half of U.S. Congress

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 6 January 2023

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Hail to the...yeeaahh, never mind.

All News sites are carrying the story about pathetic House Speaker Kevin McCarthy.

(His lips probably got bruised kissing Trump's Derriere - and it was all for nothing.)

Eleven No Confidence Votes so far - from the Ultraconservative Trumpers - to make sure McCarthy doesn't get elected as Speaker of the House.

And when McCarthy tries to placate them - they move the Goal post.

Remember Peanuts? - Charlie Brown trying to kick a football and Lucy Sabotaging every time. McCarthy is basically a Charlie Brown.

You Reap what you Sow. Help elect Crazy Republicans to Congress (to keep Power) - you get a Crazy Republican Congress.

Marjorie Taylor Green who used to be a nutty Radical Republican is now suddenly a Responsible Conservative urging voting for McCarthy.

The 20 new Hardliner Republicans see her as too Liberal - and part of the problem.

Where will end? If the Republican Party drifts far enough Right - you get a Congress Mussolini would have been very comfortable with.

(Basil Blathering watching America's descent into Political Madness from safe, sane Britain).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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