Kari Lake Demands Front Row Seats for Taylor Swift Show From “Crooked Ticketmaster”

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Thursday, 1 December 2022

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Kari Lake Claims Ticketmaster Conspiracy

Phoenix- Failed Arizona Governor candidate Kari Lake has strongly condemned concert ticket purveyor Ticketmaster for failing to provide her with tickets to an upcoming Taylor Swift concert in Phoenix.

Lake threatened to sue the ticket site when she was unable to secure the highly sought after Taylor Swift seats, insisting that “evil liberals and socialists at Ticketmaster” had conspired against her to make sure her attempts to purchase the tickets failed.

Lake’s mentor and cult leader Donald Trump also expressed outrage at the apparent snub.

“Hunter Biden bought as many tickets as he wanted on his vile laptop, as we all know” said Trump on Newsmax yesterday.

Lake used a sledgehammer, originally intended for destroying voting machines in Arizona, to smash her laptop after the failed ticket purchase.

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