Loser Lake Becomes a Housekeeping Spy

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 20 November 2022

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Housekeeping the Ginger Sleeze Motel

Kari Lake has lost and will soon be looking for a job.

Karma Kari shows herself quite handy with a vacuum cleaner, making sure her Lord and Master, Trump, has a clean carpet on which to trudge his soleless shoes.

Will Kari become a Boebert-level hooker? Will she get a job as a maid at a sleazy motel, where much of Republican business is done?

Will she need to learn the word “Housekeeping” as she drags her vacuum from door to door, listening for filthy sounds of Democrats, hiring herself out as a spy?

Will Kari be a spy for Putin, like the many other Russian spies in American politics? She’s a loser now, and she thinks she’s still a winner, so that should be her best resume as a Trump/Putin lackey … beware the Maids of March as they knock and interrupt a sweet Democratic coke sex pandemic party with that one haunting word … housekeeping ….

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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